I'm Unbloated, a laid-back guy who keeps browsing the web almost all the time, for any reason whatsoever.

Making things—even delightfully useless ones—is my unique passion. Well, I wish they weren’t useless, but I just like them the way they are.

Here I am, forcing myself to sit on an uncomfortable chair next to a dirt-cheap LCD. At first, it felt kind of unusual, but I got used to it—and I hope it never changes.

- I mostly program in C++, C#, Python, Node.js, JavaScript, and PHP. Honestly, if Stack Overflow and AI didn’t exist, I… I don’t know how I’d survive all that.

- I use Arch, btw. Sometimes I dual-boot into Windows 7, or a stripped-down Windows 10 that I crafted myself with my own bare paws and a very sticky keyboard.

- I do game: Garry’s Mod, DDNet/Teeworlds, Team Fortress 2, and possibly Quaver. Not that it means I’m any good, though. (I’m actually terrible.)

- Catppuccin Macchiato is my main palette. When I get tired of it, I switch to a dark Aero theme.